Monday, June 20, 2016
I'm afraid that for today I have written a sick joke. And not only is it a sick joke, but it uses an inappropriate, not really politically correct word. I could have subbed that word out, but just find it funnier with it in. I mean, funnier in a sick way.
I'm not kidding. It's a warning. If you don't like sick jokes you might want to move on for today. There's still time, but if you're going to go, go now.
Why a sick joke?
I blame the heat. It's just so hot.
How hot is it?
It's so hot that when I go out to my car it's full of dead babies and retarded dogs.