I was tested for Covid-19 this morning.
But look who I'm telling about being tested for Covid! You've been tested for Covid like a thousand times already.
But for me it was a first.
My wife and I went to a random parking lot basement. The sort of place where all proper apocalyptic events take place, amid a vast acreage of dark concrete. People in Hazmat suits directed us along through islands of light and into brief areas of medical activity.
It was actually quite quick and pleasant.
Ultimately they swirled a long Q-tip around in the very back of both of my nostrils. It didn't feel good, but it wasn't horrible. Let us say a step less painful than a vigorous teeth cleaning (which I had just last week!), and a good deal shorter.
I'd give the whole experience a nine out of ten.
Though I may revise that if I test positive.