Tuesday, May 16, 2017
More desk hijinks
Here is a recent true life exchange from the front desk of the library:
Patron: I don't have a card, but I can prove who I am.
Me: Okay, go ahead and act like yourself.
Patron: I could break into song.
Me: If that's who you are.
Patron: (With a sly grin full of secret knowledge, hands me a license)
Me: (Resignedly, because it was a slow afternoon) Good enough.