Because we are closed for our most terrifying, bone-chilling event of the year, an October event of pure horror called, brace yourself, "In Service Day", someone at my library put out a big sign in our entry. It's a four foot tall A-Frame that says:
Then they taped a piece of paper to it with the fine print:
Library will be closed on Monday.
So it goes something like this:
I was pretty alarmed by this sign. It was a Saturday morning and I thought all the people would come to our library, see the sign from a distance, and just... go away.
Nothing will stop them. They want brains.