Saturday, June 27, 2020
Dear County Employee
Dear County Employee,
Though you all work in different fields, Social Work, The Libraries, The Parks, Taxation and Revenue, Public Safety, Public Health, and so on, one thing has become very clear during this Coronavirus Crisis; We are all County Workers. And as County Workers our aim is further The Mandate of the County.
But what, you may wonder, is The Mandate of the County?
The Mandate of the County is all that stuff that's in all those emails from the County Manager that you never quite can read all the way through. But that's not important. What's important is that you remember you work for us, not for the people of the County.
But don't worry, we work for the people of the County!
So let's all roll up our sleeves and get to work, because, seriously, while we personally don't have much to do right now, you all seem pretty busy. And we want a piece of that action. So we'll be giving you more stuff to do.
But don't worry. It's for the good of the County.
Thank you for all your good work,
Posted by Feldenstein Calypso at 6:30 AM
Labels: humor, management, rok, satire
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