Sunday, May 10, 2020

New mottoes of the political spectrum







In compliance with the Foundation of Political Mottoes the stations of the Political Spectrum have registered their mottoes for the approaching political season. Please refer to them in the upcoming months of this major election cycle in order to help you place events, arguments, and politicians appropriately on the political spectrum.

This currently applies to America only.



FAR RIGHT

Motto: 

Despite being fascists we assure you we are not fascists.



RIGHT

Motto:

Sticking to our principles whatever they tell us they are.



CENTER

Motto:

Good men standing by doing nothing.



LEFT

Motto:

Hate the right, but fight the left.



FAR LEFT

Motto:

If we have to die for justice then we will have to, oh, look, a puppy!











2 comments:

  1. This is spot-on, and it made me laugh. I'm tempted to share it with my poli-sci professor, but I won't.

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    1. But your poli-sci professor would love this!

      Actually, maybe he wouldn't. But I'm glad you liked it.

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