I have an exciting new manuscript for you to consider for publication. This text represents a unique opportunity for your esteemed publishing house and breaks new ground on hitherto unexplored dimensions of the literary experience.
Naturally you are probably wondering:
"But is it any good?"
We both know that that's not what the most important thing is. We both know that the most important thing is...
Well, as we both know, I'll let you say first.
I look forward to hearing from you soon!