Having so recently compiled my list of quotes from the past year, I am aware that I will have to start immediately accumulating new quotes for next year.
The pressure is on!
But, because I say loads of random things at work, and then take notes, I have already stumbled upon a quote to get us started on, all a mere eight days into the year.
A person came up to me at the front desk of the library and said "The machine says I have a book on hold."
"The machine never lies." I replied. "However, it regularly hallucinates."